1.Serena:Enough, okay? ....Blair:It's enough when I say it's enough.
2.Chuck:So the question is, what do you do now? ....Blair:I was thinking total social destruction..
3.Blair:(To Dan) What are you doing here? Do I smell pork -- and cheese? ..............(To Serena) Okay, well, when you're done with your charity work, why don't you come find me?.
4.Blair:I'm not a stop along the way, I'm a destination!.
5.Blair:I'm innocent. Well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone and even worse than doing that ..............stupid thing I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I had never done that stupid thing before. .............You look confused, should I walk you through it?.
6.Blair:Nelly Yuki has her sights sets on Yale, too. What are the odds of them accepting two girls from Constance? ...............And have you seen Nelly Yuki's extra-curriculars? I need to kick her well-rounded ass! ....Serena:And they say you've lost your edge.... ....Blair:Nelly Yuki must be destroyed. ....Serena:Why do you keep saying her name?. ....Blair:Because it's Nelly Yuki!.
7.Blair:I tried to warn you. There's a price to pay. I always knew a girl like you couldn't afford it. ....Jenny:Well, you were right.. ....Blair:Well, you put up a good fight. For a freshman. ....Jenny:Thanks.. ....Blair:I hope you don't expect a hug..
8.Dan:This is so weird. I don't normally do plots against people. ....Blair:Don't worry, virgin. I'll talk you through it..
9.Blair:Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.